Stories
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I love to write stories!

Most of the time my stories are about me, something weird that happened to me, or something smart that should have happened to me and didn’t. Occasionally, weird things happen to family or friends and I’m just an onlooker. In those cases, I will change their names to protect their privacy and my face. Some of my stories are based on truth (the phrase ‘based on truth’ means that I might have exaggerated a little here and there) and some are purely fiction. I won’t spoil it for you by revealing which is which! 

My stories might be a little crazy sometimes, but they will always be clean. If my pastor can’t read them, then I can’t tell them. There’s nothing worse than sitting in a pew with the pastor staring right at you when he is making his point about sin.